Met Troy at the Hostel in Krakow. He read me the story from his buddy. True, Not, who cares… it’s funny.
“My girlfriend invited me to her house where I found her sister alone. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy sister was sitting there with me. A few moments go by, then she comes up next to me, and whispers in my ear ‘we should have sex before my sister comes home’. I immediately got up and turned around to walk to my car. I found my girlfriend standing by the door, at which point she hugged me and said ‘you’ve won my trust’. The moral of the story, always keep your condoms in your car.”